Bazooms & Bubbles

Oh boy. Look out! Janet Jade is about to take a bubble bath…and she’s not going to kick us out of the model’s spa at SCORE. Water not too hot for you, Janet? Check out the body on this babydoll. She’s too good to be true but she is true, 100% real, not a lifelike robot. After her chest-incredible bath that devotes great attention to her massive twin props, Janet gives her pussy a pleasing with her buzz-buddy. “A girl I work with told me about SCORE,” Janet said. “She’s a fan of the magazine, or her husband is a fan. She said to me, ‘You should do this,’ so she gave me the website, BeAScoreModel.com. I looked at it, liked what I saw and sent you my pictures.” Janet actually considers herself shy, believe it or not. “If I’m in front of a lot of people, that’s good. But if I’m with two or three people, I can be shy. I’ve been performing all my life, like dancing and concerts, so I’m used to that. It’s one-on-one that I’m shy. I think that’s why I like dancing in clubs. There are a lot of people watching. But if there were only a few people there, I wouldn’t like it.” Janet’s been a guest several times on Christy Marks’ website ChristyMarks.com, and she’s made a bunch of appearances on Scoreland.com and Titsandtugs.com. Yes, Janet has stroked a few hard-ons but has yet to go all the way.

Happy Ending

Introduced in February ‘09 SCORE, Kiko Lee is a soft-spoken, exotic blend of Asian (Okinawa) and Latin. Kiko was asked to wear one of her hottest outfits for this SCORE Video and she didn’t fail us. Underneath her sexy jumper, she’s decked her rack in a metallic gold bikini. She and SCORE-Cock go to her place for a little hand party relief. Kiko is very anxious to get her dainty hands on a man-shaft and make it grow. There is no better way to spend her time. She gets on her knees to help in the unzipping process, sticks the meat between her boob-buns and jacks it. Kiko has very good jerking technique, holding the base with one hand while she strokes with the other hand. Kiko has exceptionally large areolae, as big as pancakes. They are mesmerizing. “When a guy meets me and spends any time with me, he almost always stares at my chest,” says Kiko. “The edges of my areolae overflow the tops of my bras.” That’s true. If you look at the beginning of this video, the tawny edges of Kiko’s areolae are exposed over her bikini top. Guys like me to massage their body with my boobs. I like it too.” Kiko applies finger massaging pressure to the balls, squeezing them so the goo will launch like a Russian satellite rocket. “You came all over those titties,” says Kiko. “Titties all milky. Like seeing these titties all milky?” she asks as she rubs the large volume of semen-splat into her jugs. She holds them up to show that they are dripping with man-fat. That Kiko Lee…a very impressive Happy Ending Girl.

Sierra Skye in Stood Up

Making her Voluptuous debut in the June ‘09 edition, Sierra Skye is a Florida tits & ass winner. New hotties are always welcome here, especially when they’re hot to play the couch bouncing game. She says “I do like being a cock tease so I like to wear short skirts with no panties and tight tops just to make guys drool. It’s fun watching guys stare and have them know they can’t have you.” However, in this introductory SCORE Video, Sierra doesn’t get away with any cock teasing. Instead, you’ll see her in cock pleasing. If she dresses normally like she dresses here, it’s no surprise that she leaves a trail of boob-dogs with hanging tongues. “I was a cheerleader in high school and I don’t care what anyone says…cheerleading is definitely a sport!” Sierra doesn’t wear her cheerleader costume but she does dress very sexily, flaunting her great body in a low-cut titty top and short skirt. “I’m an exhibitionist. I’m into a lot of things but nothing too crazy. I like rough sex but nothing like BDSM or anything crazy like that. I’m just a normal, horny girl who likes to spend all day on the beach.” When Sierra discovers that her date has abandoned her, she takes on his roommate. Tony strips her down, the better to check out her sexy tan lines. In record time, he’s fucking her 44-inch hangers and her sweet pussy and the boyfriend is forgotten. It was a pleasure seeing Sierra get fucked and we hope she returns for more pole ridin’ real soon!

Maid To Clean Cocks

Making her world premiere on SCOREVideos.com is Farrah…the amazing Farrah!! Where the heck has she been all our lives? Man, we don’t know how these babes can hide out and escape the boob radar system. Farrah has fantastic jugs made for sucking! And whatever else you can think of! She likes her men to be foot fetishists and breast worshippers…there must be no short of them. Farrah thought it would be hot to role-play as the out-call sexy maid that shows up at a house with her tits spilling out of her too-tight bra. Horny idea! She drives the guy there insane while she dusts. Farrah towers over Tony who’s not so little in his pants. He pitches a tentpole while watching Farrah and in a very short time, she’s on her tummy on the couch, tits on his thigh, slurping and sucking on his long dong. This is really a terrific cleaning service Tony has telephoned. Are they all this topheavy? Tony slips it into Farrah’s pussy and fills her up. We’d say a Voluptuous and SCORE star is born! Look for much more Farrah in SCORE and Voluptuous magazines and Scoreland.com. This babe’s a lotto winner as in a lotto tits.

Hand Party

Here’s a fun activity not posted on SCOREVideos in recent times…a hand party performed by a hot, pretty girl and, importantly, photographed in point-of-view so we don’t have to look at some yahoo’s gruesome face. In the past, such luminaries as Cathy Barry and Daphne Rosen have jacked off dicks in POV SCOREVideos. This babe’s name is Kasey Grant and she is interested in being in SCORE magazine. We think she has the goods to qualify. She sure knows how to dress…two-piece pink mesh slut outfit. Stripper platforms. What say you? Email scorecard@scoregroup.com after Kasey jerks a load out of your nuts. Rate her jacking skills on several points: 1) Her body placement. Does she show enough of her body to you as she jacks? Is she in the best position to tug on cock? 2) Stroking technique and speed. How good is it for you? 3) Jack talk. Does she talk dirty enough to satisfy your needs? 4) Tit-fucking. Okay, SCORE dudes, the rest is in your hands. Happy endings!

Gem Meets The Porn Loser

The Loser’s latest victim is the pretty Gem, a Brit who wants to try performing in pornos and see if she can make a career out of it. Once again, another well-meaning girl who doesn’t do her homework and makes the blunder of getting involved with The Porn Loser. And, even worse, she’s not wearing hot porn high-heels either. She does have a good bra and panties set on. The Loser’s interrogation…we can’t call it questioning…is mercifully short. He has Gem strip and get to blowing very quickly, thank heaven. Gem’s cock sucking style is machine-like. With his cock in her mouth, she moves her head back and forth in a straight line, stopping a few times to lick one side of the shaft. It’s a very dry, mechanical way of sucking with no smacking sounds, sucking, drooling, ball-sucking, cock kissing and other techniques of oral worship. The Loser, of course, doesn’t bother fucking her mouth. That would take too much effort. With The Loser sufficiently hard enough to mount, Gem rides on top, basically looking like a chick fucking a coma patient. When Gem was flying to America, did she envision that she’d be getting fucked on video by a flabby, hairy guy with man-boobs? Probably not. The framing crops Gem’s head off–what is up with the Loser always photographically decapitating his models? Kandi’s fucking is also mechanical but we’d like to explain something about porn to you guys. It’s always the guy’s responsibility. It’s never the girl’s fault. All girls in porn are perpetual students of sexology. They should learn more about sex from each male they screw over the years. At least they’re supposed to. It’s the guy’s job to make sure the girl is fucking and sucking properly and enjoyably, trying new positions and sex acts. Gem indicated on her model info-sheet that she swallows, but no anal so The Loser lets her have his cum. As usual, he doesn’t spray it out like a normal guy. It sorta glops out of his cock head as he jerks it, in a disgusting, gooey mess on her outstretched tongue, like the muscles serving his ejaculatory response have badly atrophied. Gem has learned a valuable lesson. British girls don’t get the recognition they deserve in America.

Kandi Meets The Porn Loser

The Porn Loser’s first faux pas, as a French smutmaker would say, is to crop out Kandi’s forehead in the beginning! What kind of retard crops out a girl’s head? Kandi is 18 and from Los Angeles. How she stumbled into the Loser’s den is unknown. She’s adorable and delicious. Why, Kandi? Why? Why did you contact one of California’s worst pornographers? Why are you going to let him stick his foul smelling penis in your mouth? She says she wants to be famous. Famous? By fucking a guy named The Porn Loser? Well, girls today. They do as they please. What can you do? Kandi works over The Loser’s cock very nicely, and gives good eye-contact as she licks the shaft. We were very impressed by Kandi’s loud “Fuck yeahs” and cum-swallowing…beautiful. What a little fuck-toy. She gave 200%. As for The Loser, we’d like to recommend where he can place his camcorder. See more hotties jizzed on by visiting PornLoser.com.

Alexa Meets The Porn Loser

Alexa is a Mexican-American beauty from California. The Loser doesn’t know what a hot babe he has on his hands but he probably would not appreciate his opportunity anyway. Because he is a douchebag and he annoys us. Alexa’s wearing a really cute, sheer, sexy top, a miniskirt and the right shoes. Of course, the moron doesn’t tell her to leave them on. The Loser asks his usual stupid question–why are you doing this?–and her quick answer is that she likes to fuck. One look at her should shout this out. Mercifully, he keeps it short although he does ask that idiotic question: does anyone know she’s doing this? Dude, that attitude belongs back in the ’60s. Alexa undresses upon request and we see that she has a nice, tight-looking body. Her nipples are pierced (and so is her tongue) so that means she’s a real life sex freak. The Loser’s shadow on Alexa’s body is really annoying but we have to live with this. Ready to get on her knees since she met him, Alexa proceeds with her blowjob. We have to rate her a 7 out of 10. Her blowjob is very dry. There is no spit, saliva, drool or saliva strings. The Loser, being a jerk-off, says nothing and as usual, just stands there instead of fucking her mouth and holding her head in his hand. But Alexa’s gorgeous face provides a 10 out of 10 on the cock-stiffening jack factor scale. There’s not nearly enough eye-contact as she worships the cock so she loses points for that. While the Loser gets inspired and tries to fuck Alexa as hard as she can, she seems bored and not horny with his cock in her. You can get married for this kind of sex. Even worse, when he’s about to shoot cum, he dismounts, kneels by her face and blocks half the fucking picture with his back and elbow. Wrong side of the bed, spasmo! It took willpower not to scream profanities when he did this. So we only see part of Alexa’s face when he squirts on her. And to top it off, she keeps her lips and eyes sealed shut, which means at the very least, “I will not taste or eat your cum.” Still, Alexa showed great potential. After this sex session, she lengthened her name to Alexa Siren, added a face stud, and entered the porn grinding machine of LA. But Porn Loser can say he banged her first. Visit PornLoser.com for more sexy fresh women of west coast porn.

Erika Meets The Porn Loser

How does the Loser nearly fuck up a guaranteed piece of ass? You’ll find out in this episode of Porn Loser. Erika is a 25 year-old cute girl from Missouri. She’s been living in New York for three years. How the hell did she meet the Loser? She doesn’t say but she does say that she watches a lot of porn…fairly unusual for a girl even in these liberated times…and she enjoys the concept of sharing a sexual act with everyone who can watch it. Erika seems more European than American in her sexual personality. In his annoying, stumbling, faltering speech pattern that many of us have come to hate, the Loser has Erika remove her clothing for a body reveal. The Loser keeps pressing Erika about her having any reservations. We’re ready to throttle him by this point. Shut up and fuck before she walks out, asshole. Erika gives him great head, sucking the shaft all the way, making slurping sounds and drooling saliva. She sucks balls nicely. This is girlfriend material and the POV blowjob is definitely stroke inspiration. We’re sorry her blowjob wasn’t longer. The Loser stands there inert like the fucking douchebag he is, instead of fucking her mouth and pushing her head towards his body and otherwise manipulating her. However, to his credit, the Loser gives Erika a nice screwing and shows some energy. Surprisingly, she takes his cock in her ass as she lays on her back. His fuckin’ fat gut blocks some of the camerawork. Erika rubs her large love-wings while he pistons her asshole. She likes cock in her rectum and tells him so. Now that her ass is opened up, they switch to a doggie position. She continues to rub her meaty lips while he slides in and out of her anus as she moans and groans loudly. We’re almost proud of the Loser. When the Loser told Erika he’d treat her to dinner, she didn’t know he meant his testicle sauce. She gets on her back and tongues his balls quite nicely. It almost looks like a teabagging. He jacks his semi-hard cock while she sticks her long tongue out. The usual thick, gloppity-glop emerges from his cockhole and fills Erika’s mouth. The dude does eject a sizable load. Let’s hope Erika decides to try more porn because she’s got potential. Visit PornLoser.com for more hot babes in their first on-camera fucks.

Allison Meets The Porn Loser

Allison is a cute 22-year-old. How fate brought her into the clumsy clutches of the idiotic Porn Loser is a question the greatest philosophers and theologians cannot answer. At least Allison admits that she likes sex when the Loser questions her. We almost feeling like shouting at the monitor, “No, you stupid bitch! Don’t fuck this douchebag!” But the fact is, she can’t hear us, and if we thought she did, we’d be bigger losers than the Loser. Allison leaves her fuck shoes on during her act of carnal coupling with the Loser, which makes us respect her even more. There’s more to this chick than you might think. Once again, the moron screws up his camera placement, cutting off her head and other body parts. We’re not sure if she’s playing porn starlet or just being herself, but she screamed pretty good as the Loser pumped her. He usually doesn’t have this effect on girls. The cum he seems to pump, not ejaculate, into her mouth is very globby and thick which leads us to suspect that the loser doesn’t drink enough water. It looks like tapioca. But Allison appears to swallow what doesn’t land on her chin due to the Loser’s rotten aim. After this, Allison continued to appear in more porn videos and, amazingly, didn’t run screaming back home to become a clerk in a home improvement superstore. You’ll like her a lot. Don’t forget to visit PornLoser.com to see more hot girls with this stupid idiot.